Go and Vote Burns!
Well, why are you just sitting there? Get out there and cast a ballot for Monty Burns on November 5th!
Go Vote!
Our elderly commuinty is so monstrously overlooked and under-appreciated. Nobody ever
calls or writes them, or listen to what they have to say.
Not Mr Burns though, he says enough! He will ensure pension checks will arrive promptly
and on time, that jobs are provided for people above 65, and visiting hours become
mandatory
in all nursing homes.
These lecherous Mom and Pop shops are a plague on our society. They steal customers and
clients
from poor and struggling businesses while siphoning off thier thinning profit margins.
With Montgomery Burns
in charge this won't be the case! He promises to crackdown on these so called
"companies" and put a stop to their
practices.
Let's face it, these pesky unions are leeching us dry. They're corrupt, bloated, and
hurting the very people who rely on them.
With Monty Burns as Constable, he will crack down on this corruption, helping the poor
helpless plant worker take back what is
theirs and ultimately improve employee-employer relations through direct control.
There's a lot of balderdash and hearsay being thrown around about how Nuclear energy is
"unsafe" and "hazardous to the surrounding community". Monty Burns
wants you to
know this is simply untrue. These "claims" are simply slanderous remarks from Mr. Burns
slackjawed opposition, who clearly have no moral stranding to resort to
such baseless mudslinging. With Monty Burns in charge, such claims would not be
tolerated!
| Campaign Donors | Amount Donated |
|---|---|
| Businessmen of America | $25,000,000 |
| American Nuclear Association | $450,000 |
| Americans For Burns | $25,000 |
Equal Opportunity
Mr. Burns ensures that even the elderly are given equal work opportunities as well as listening to what they have to say.
A Portrait of a Man
Charles Montgomery Burns is a man of integrety and honor. He represents what Lexington is capable of as a city and where we can go.
Family Focused
Monty Burns has always been a family man. Taking his time to interact with the future of America, our children, whether that's sharing sound business advice or a lollipop.